The Sysadmin Song!

This song was presumably written by the guy who's the owner of deadtroll.com :)

There's a guy who works in another room, 
Or, on another floor. 
He's the one you call, 
When your document ain't there no more. 
He's probably a boy, but he might be a girl, 
Or, something in between. 
He's the only one in the building 
Who knows what PC load-letter means. 
He's your system administrator. 
He probably reads comic books. 
And you tremble in fear when you have to hear one of his 
"What a dummy" looks. 
Got a virus, lost your password or you just can't print? 
In an hour he'll show and then he'll crouch and squint. 
Fight to save your files, he might be there all day. 
But sometimes, he just presses caps lock and he walks away.
But hey! Suddenly my password works! Hooray! 
Hooray, happy system administrator day, 
Gonna buy my guy a gift to say: 
Having you around means I get to stay 
Stupid! And uninformed!
And I can keep opening .exe e-mail attachments, 
And forgetting my mother's maiden name, 
And naming files with spaces 
And ampersands and colons, 
'Cause you'll fix it all for me! 

I'll give you a cake, 
I'll give you a hug, 
I'll buy "The World's Best 
System Administrator" mug, 
Just help me out... 
System administrator! 
Delete my recently viewed websites file! 
Restore my network settings so I can find my F drive! 
Aaah! Plug in my mouse! 

Piss him off, 
And you'll be fired by tomorrow morning, 
Cause he's the guy 
Who knows that you were surfing porn. 
So July 26th.... 
Make sure you get a present for your... 
System Administrator!